I’m a Kids Musician. I play music with kids cos I can’t afford instruments and if you stretch em enough they make a cool guitar-type sound. Actually not true. They just get upset and bawl. So nowadays I just use instruments and perform for and with kids and their grown-ups. They seem to like it – perhaps they’re just humoring me. My new Silly Christmas CD / mp3 will be out sometime close to Christmas so I’ll be blogging till Christmas day on this site, amongst all my other stuff. Like I need the extra work.